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We’re all being force-fed Donald Trump’s stupid mugshot like we’re on some hunger strike. We lie strapped down to the hospital bed, bare-ass-naked except for the adult diaper that no one has changed in a couple of days. you know, because we have American healthcare and our nurses are busy with Tik Tok challenges.

As if there aren’t 18 other muggies of his delusional, intellectually disabled hyenas. Much like just stumbling on a rare Pikachu Holo Illustrator, it’s one card in a set and any card collector knows that the ultimate goal is to collect the whole set.

And, these 19 mugshots tell some interesting stories too.

For the sake of context, I’m certified and accredited in Kinesics. Kinesics is the study of non-verbal communication by means of gestures and/or other body movements. This includes overt expressions and micro-expressions, micro-expressions being those fleeting, blink and you’ll miss them flashes that we make unbeknownst to our conscious selves.

There’s a broad range of mindsets in these mugshots too and, while I’m not going to give a professional, full-length synopsis, as I would normally do while testifying in court, I thought I would throw in my unsolicited two cents about what, in my experience, these mongrels’ mugshots convey as far as what their facial expressions are telling us, especially what they’re telling a jury. I’m not going to cover all of these fucksticks but rather the ones who really stand out.

So, let’s dive in head first without looking, shall we?

Let’s start with Tammy Faye Bakker. I apologize. Apparently, that’s Donald Trump.

This one isn’t too difficult to read, especially if you know what sort of bullshit fraud Tammy Faye is. It’s fake, it’s phony. It’s his “Blue Steel”. The perfectly (hahahaha) styled hair, the angled shoulders, his lips aren’t pursed, drooping, tight and there’s no distinct up or downturn of the corners of his mouth, which you will see from others later. This is a poser, posing, to appear tough but more importantly, to capitalize monetarily on his dipshit horde of fuck knuckles.

This is…Rudy Giuliani…and…that’s just his normal facial expression. I mean, when he’s not smiling and cackling like a jackal as he struggles to get his belt off for what he believes will be a blowjob from a 15 year old girl. People still call this guy “America’s Mayor” for his mind-numbing incompetence during 9/11 and let’s not forget that, yes, Rudy’s normal, everyday blood alcohol content is around four times the legal limit but he still married his first cousin while presumably stone cold sober.

And, speaking of 9/11, let’s run down a few of this gross motherfucker’s brilliant actions.
1. Placing the EMS comms center in 7 WTC, after the 1993 WTC bombing.
2. When questioned about this by Chris Wallace, Giuliani fucking laughed.
3. He then blamed the Director of Emergency Management.
4. Then! He got caught lying about that when he was shown the letter from the DEM recommending the comms center be placed in Brooklyn…because the buildings weren’t as visible.
5. After 9/11 the fucking radios for First Responders didn’t work…because they were same shitty radios they had during the 1993 WTC bombing!
6. In 1994 a safety audit concluded that the radios were shit.
7. Giuliani decided to replace them…with more fucking faulty radios.
8. It was later proven by the 9/11 Commission that those same shitty fucking radios were being used by the 300+ firefighters who were in the WTC as it collapsed, having never heard the evacuation order.
9. Giuliani continued to lie about it.
10. Fuck Rudy Giuliani…

But, those are just the two most recognizable ghouls out of this cackling brood. We all can see right through there bullshit facades but what about the lesser knowns? Are they all as despicable as Greedy and Tammy Faye?

These are the lesser knowns that are not only traitors but just vile, disgusting people who are not only filled with ill-intentions but shouldn’t be allowed to consume oxygen.

Let’s start with the top row; The Laughing Hyenas.

Not many people know who Trevian Kutti is. I fucking didn’t. That’s top row, shithead #1. She’s a little different than the others in this group because her facial expression, and it may appear psychotic but it’s really not. This is a combination of happiness and surprise. She’s apparently some sort of flunky for Kanye West, so, maybe there’s some mental illness there but she’s clearly under the impression or in-the-know that she’s not looking at serious time here.

Shithead #2 is Jenna Ellis, AKA Fart Girl. Infamous for contracting COVID from Rudy Giuliani’s butthole but that’s a look of absurd amusement. She firmly believes that she has done nothing wrong, that what she did was somehow fucking noble and she truly thinks this is a joke.

Shithead #3 is David Shafer. Who the fuck cares what his title is? The difference between Shafer and Ellis is Ellis is perfectly aware of her situation ad Shafer, mainly the eyes, says he’s not 100% sure of what’s really going on.

Bottom row, Shithead #4 is Sidney Powell. Powell is legitimately batshit and her expression conveys that she thinks she has a plan, it’s devious but more-over, she’s expressing contempt.

Shithead #5 is Mist Hampton. She’s the lkdhg;klsgdkfg, whatever. Notice the bowed head and the downturned corners of the mouth. It’s fear and sadness and the smirk, based on the arched eyebrows, a marker for surprise, is most likely out of pure nervousness.

Shithead #6 is Scott Hall and it pisses me off that he shares a name with the greatest professional wrestler ever. His smugness and arrogance is hard to miss and he’s likely of the mindset that he will totally be acquitted of doing “nothing wrong”.

Ahh, the holier-than-thou, the how dare yous, The Angry Hyenas.

Don’t mind Mark Meadows’s puffy and red eyes and nose. Sure, he’s been crying but that look of contempt and anger tells me he’s just a butthurt little bitch that’s mad that prosecutors won’t just let him walk scot free because he blabbed.

The other three are Michael Roman, Ray Smith and Robert Cheeley and I also don’t fucking care what their job titles are. These are truly malicious of the Fat Pack. Hatred, acrimony and bitter resentment is as glaring as the sun. Maybe they know what they did was wrong and maybe they don’t but, regardless, they are fucking pissed that A) they got caught and B) someone, I’m going to assume it’s because that someone is a Black woman, has the audacity to try and punish these honkies for breaking the law.

Last, I want to call attention to the only contestant on Who Wants to Be an Inmate’s Derriere?

Police Chaplain Stephen Lee…

Fear, sadness and actual remorse. Doesn’t mean I have any sympathy or empathy for him for that matter. He’s a Catholic priest that, surprise-surprise, broke the law. Hey, I’m glad he appears to be remorseful but…he’s a Catholic priest and I have less than zero fucks to give about them so…fuck him.