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The Strange Return of George W. Bush

Yeah, no one fucking asked for this asshole to crawl back out of the dirty sphincter where he finger paints. And, I seriously, no joke, would buy a photo or art book full of portraits painted by monkeys than painted by this doofy jackass.

Let’s wind the clocks back to some of the awful, terrible, inhuman bullshit that this dopey-eared, no-IQ dick-beater accomplished in his two undeserved terms as President.

This fucking asshole lets 9/11 happen…I don’t care what you think or believe about it, his mismanagement and negligence in national security played major roles in allowing the very terrorists who undertook the attack to be IN the country in the first place and to be trained to fly commercial airlines as well, and that includes taking FAA accredited lessons and it still boggles my mind why FAA sanctioned flight schools aren’t ALL required to run background checks and why they’re not more stringently regulated.

I’m not going to really go into Rudy Giuliani’s fucking stupidity leading up to 9/11 because all you need to know is, while Mayor, decided to turn down the recommendations of literally every safety and regulatory board and panel and put the comms center for all of the EMS services on the 23rd floor of 7 WTC.

Enough said…

So, Dubya decides that, to punish the terrorists that actually did the attacks, we need to invade a country that didn’t.

The Afghanistan and Iraq Wars were a travesty and an embarrassment to the country and always will be and should Dubya be considered a war criminal? Yeah, he should.

So, as those wars began to stagnate into lives lost and blood spilled, George decides that this is an excellent time to punish us as well. The creation of Homeland Security, The Patriot Act, allowing the NSA and the PRISM program to spy on Americans, the fucking TSA and he racked up $5 trillion dollars while doing so.

Nice.

Enron, World Com, Tyco. Enough said…

The economy was torn to tatters by this fucking idiot and his war machine. GDP growth by quarter was the worst since his fucking idiot Father’s and he only moved up a spot because Trump is dumber than a bag of dog shit.

ALL of Clinton’s budget surplus and job creation was decimated breeding the Great Recession, which almost drove us into another Great Depression, he tried, unsuccessfully, to privatize Social Security, defense spending, spending in general and the national debt ballooned and the housing market fucking outright collapsed.

I don’t want George W. Bush’s “strange return”. I want him to stay the fuck in his room with his little paintbrushes and out of our fucking lives!

The country might, and I use the term might with a huge grain of salt, might have been okay under John McCain. I liked McCain, a lot but goddamnit, he showed everyone that his judgment was piss poor also by introducing us all to the stupidest fucking woman ever. This dollar store muppet. Sarah Palin killed McCain’s campaign and gave the man cancer…allegedly.

Or maybe she just IS cancer but either way, Americans knew that we couldn’t have that bitch one cancer cell away from being President and elected Obama.

THAT…was in the running for President and just seven years later, THIS piece of shit was what you fucking turnips with no opposable thumbs chose!

Somehow, we’ve managed to pivot from that sound mind and good judgment to the other side of the field and are hellbent on electing people who are far dumber, far less educated and far more batshit insane, feral and dangerous to our families.

But, if everyone is so outraged and pissed off because their gas goes up a dollar or they have to pay an extra nickel for the beer they’ll inevitably shoot with the assault weapon they own, then they’ll be just peachy with the stupider orange edition of Stalin.

While Trump destroys everything this country fought for, bled for, died for and everything good that ever existed, yes, please accept my gratitude for keeping the beer I don’t fucking drink a nickel cheaper!