The Hard Truth...

If you’re recovering from neck surgery and have a lot of free time on your hands, like me, then you’re both perplexed and totally unsurprised by Sarah Palin cosplayer and food-poisoner Lauren Boebert’s recent ejection from a theatre performance of Beetlejuice.

Oddly appropriate, considering that, with all the makeup she has shot onto her face by a bazooka, Beetlejuice still comes out better looking.

We’ve all seen her. Traipsing around a stage at CPAC or whatever fucking cult rally these ghouls are having that weekend, skipping about like a fucking crackhead on a pogo stick, ranting and raving about her BFF…Jeebus.

Hellfire, brimstone, eternal damnation! And Rush Limbaugh! All awaiting us if we don’t vote for the wannabe pulpit-pounder and her gaggle of sex offenders, adulterers and thieving fornicators in her political party of sideshow freaks.

Boebert is the most transparent of the party of “Family Values”. You can see right through her every word and action and all of them have dollar signs in them, which is fucking funny to me, as a God Denier, to watch this leathery hooker scream about God and values and morals and please donate because she’s fighting the deep state by attempting to overthrow our government.

It’s not just that Lauren Boebert, who had to pay a friend to pass the GED for her because she failed it two times herself, is certifiably an intellectual hobbit. It’s not that her phony, fraudulent “God-Fearing Christian Woman” act is farcical and beyond parody either.

I don’t even care that she did her best work, on her knees, sucking off Ted Cruz…

And sure, she committed Sedition by actively announcing every move Nancy Pelosi made during the Insurrection on January 6th…

That should have been enough to send her ugly and foul-smelling carcass back to whatever trailer park she came from but, apparently, she’s very popular in the incel/subhuman demographic and they, inexplicably, manage to get all three inches of that skin tag they call a penis hard for her. That and she’s pilfered a lot of money that wasn’t legally hers and come on, you just know she smells like cigarettes and ass.

Because, let’s face it, Lauren Boebert isn’t just a failed prostitute who was an active planner and participant in a failed coup, while failing to run her restaurant that gave dozens of people diarrhea at a county fair where there was more feces coating every surface and that takes talent for your food to make people hospital-worthy sick, despite every surface being covered in barnyard animal shit.

She didn’t just fail her GED twice, then cheat to pass it, before marrying a man who showed his rodent dick to kids either. Lauren has been a success! She managed to weasel her way out of Ted Cruz’s (and who the hell knows who else’s) pants and rode that hard-up, horny redneck vote to a vote that could cost lives, a six figure salary, full health benefits and the ability to use hundreds of thousands of dollars of her own campaign donors’ donations to take a private jet just to get something with bacon.

Impressive!

So, I had this thought; what are family values? Because, maybe I’m confused. Maybe they’ve changed.

I did some digging, just to see what various outlets believed to be core values and this is the list I came up with.

You might notice that honesty is a prevailing factor in all of the categories. Neat.

So, that being said, my question to people who support this virulent skank or to the people who are disgusted by it but aren’t rioting…is this family values?

Fostering a brood of cockroaches, who are destined to become future school shooters, that you dropped out of high school to squirt out into the arms of a Doctor who instantly began to question their oath to do no harm. Doesn’t seem very principled to me.

Is this family values?

I’m referring to her dress that literally is a euphemism or “Fuck Joe Biden”, not her flat, weird and lumpy ass.

Crossing out a lot of those values from the Character/Home Values portion of the list.

And that’s my ultimate problem with Boebert and the GOP in general these days. I know they’re liars, cheaters and thieves. I know they’re 100% involved in child sex trafficking and sex offenses too and that nauseates me, enrages me but the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy drains the life out of me.

You don’t marry a man who pulled out his teeny-tiny little pee-pee and showed it to children, a man who has never apologized for doing it or showed one ounce of remorse, a man who, even recently, had the police called on him for his violent outbursts.

I can understand forgiving someone for a fuck-up or mistake or even a crime but this Homunculus has never once done one single fucking thing to earn any forgiveness and has absolutely crushed the accelerator on his custom Douchebag SRT.

Family Values, shit, values in general aren’t leaving your ex-sister-in-law with severe injuries after you wrecked an ATV.

They’re not stealing from your donors.
They’re not brain-washing your own children with lies and violent propaganda.
They’re not handing them military weapons and posing for a family photo with them, as if the countless dead children from Parkland or Uvalde would be applauding and dying of laughter.

No, they died at the end of the guns she’s posing her fucking children with.

Having values means being besties with a man who very credibly has been accused of child sex trafficking himself? While Joel Greenberg, BFF and Matt Gaetz’s personal child-harvester has been sent to prison for the very same thing.

Shit happens when you have kids but is being proud of your son, who is a child, getting another child, which might have been statutory rape, pregnant. Is that family values?

How can anyone look at this person, without contempt in their eyes, and see her as anything but reprehensible?

How does it not resonate with people that a high school dropout who has done nothing but shit out babies for a living while wearing a mattress, who wants to eliminate the Department of Education, presumably so everyone can be as fucking stupid as she is, and think this is a leader, someone with integrity?

When she literally has damn-near gotten her own family and Nancy Pelosi killed, and who threatens the lives of others, solely because they’re not what she sees when she looks in a mirror, how can any person who wasn’t born addicted to crack think she’s a respectful, compassionate and responsible person that should be involved with running a roadside fireworks stand let alone our fucking country?!

A QAnon supporter, a fluffer for the oil industry, a xenophobic bigot and, before you crucify me, legitimate sex work is work but, not when it comes to Lauren Boebert.

Especially in light of her lewd and lascivious display of vulgarity in the presence of kids.

She won’t face charges because she’s a white woman in America but thank Jeebus that she has a strong support system…

Because it takes an amoral, vomitous piece of shit to know one…