The Einstein of Ignorance...

You want proof that aliens walk amongst us? You can't handle the the proof that aliens walk among us!

Nah, I'm just messin'!

It's this asshole. This asshole is totally an alien.

Wait! No! Not that guy! How’d he given in wind up in my camera roll?? Hahahaha! That’s a, that’s a funny…prank, or something.

Here we go! This asshole! This spineless, clueless, dumb as shit, pussy-mouthed, neuron-less, semi-lobed, fuck nugget Homunculus is the alien.

I’ve seen stupid before and I’m not entirely sure it’s all stupidity, some of it might be either completely undeserved arrogance or the hot air that his fake fucking wife has blown up his dumpy, saggy ass like a leaf blower that’s been tricked out with a Ford Mustang engine.

And, by alien, I don’t mean like Mork from Ork or Alf, I mean this bloated, greasy. lobulated tumor who cannot, for the life of him, adopt one trait of, bare minimum, a semi-normal human being. He’s not natural. He’s not even awkward. He’s just…not fucking human.

I’ve pissed and moaned about this giant ravioli in a cheap suit before, namely his absolutely deranged fucking interactions with other, actual humans and regardless of whether those actual humans are as intellectually disabled as, oh, say Vivek Ramaswamy, who swears he’s the underdog but was, in reality, born into a wealthy family, who used their status to get him into top class schools so he could snake his way to the top, stabbing back after back along the way.

Yeah, this asshole, standing in the middle of some shit silo in Buttfuck, IA, with his sleeves rolled up to fraudulently appear as if he’s on their level. Cows, tractors and 18 hour work days shucking corn in the summer heat!

Uh-huh, that’s Vivek!

No, no it’s not Vivek. Vivek’s net worth is $950M and he made most of that money jacking up drug prices for Billy Wayne and Tina who are blurred in the background and that’s appropriate too, because all people are just fucking blurs for this conniving snake-oil salesman who should really be working at a kiosk in some cookie cutter mall selling Ray-Bans.

But, he’s not the problem…

That would be this fucking ape.

I mean, the audacity, the gall, the fucking cluelessness to show up at the site of a racially motivated hate killing, where three Black people were killed by some fat fucking white incel with the same dwarfed penis as all the fucking white incels,

This is incompetence on a grandiose level. Oh, it’s not as bad as Greg Abbott’s “It coulda been worse.” after the Uvalde Massacre but it’s bad, especially when, and just look at that picture by the way. This is not a creature that has a fuck’s idea as to what is happening around him or to him but I digress.

It’s especially bad when this donkey raping shit-eater has done nothing but literally vilify and persecute Black Floridians since he weaseled into office, flaunting his degrees from Harvard and Yale, that he clearly fucking bought from eBay or more likely Temu.

Eliminating predominantly Black voting districts, the CRT debacle, which you goddamned well know he has no idea what it’s about or what it even stands for and, to top it all off, because he thinks Black Lives Matters and ANTIFA are a threat to The Great White Way, he makes it legal to basically murder anyone that manages to threaten frail, weak white people that are to ignorant and stupid to understand that colors don’t mean shit, actions do.

To make matters worse, he’s waging war on LGBTQ Floridians and Disney for some unintelligible and logically void reason, while opening up the state’s trailer park scumbags to wage their own hateful wars on Black people, LGBTQ people, Brown-ish people, the drag community, women, children, the elderly, the disabled and the biggest threat of all…books.

I swear, it’s like this salad-tossing pinworm thinks George Zimmerman was fucking Aristotle and he’s some prophet, sent to Earth to make it the bloodiest and most violent rock in the universe.

I have empathy and sympathy for many people and Genghis Ron is not one of them but, no, I have zero faith in the American voting populous to send this weird fucking interstellar trespasser and his snobby bitch wife back to whatever festering mucous pit they slithered out of.

And, you know what?

I hope Trump does beat him in the primary. I hope he beats the dog shit out of him and it shouldn’t be that tough because that’s all Ron DeSantis is…dog shit.