Sometimes You Feel Like A Voter, Sometimes You Don't...
I'm pissed off tonight. A little cranky. Ornery, if you will.
Let me get this shit sorted. Rand Paul, one poodle-haired Useful Idiot can block funds for #Israel. Tommy Tuberville, one dumbo-eared fucking dumbo can block critical military appointments. Kyrsten Sinema, one woman who dressed like a baked potato, can shit on a minimum wage hike. Joe Manchin, one coal baron and magnate with a Maserati and a fucking yacht can block Biden's entire platform. He also voted no on the Women’s Health Protection Act of 2021 in case you didn't know. Did you know that Joe Manchin hates democracy AND women? Well, now you do and you’re welcome…
Some of you may have voted on these UNITED STATES Senators but I didn't. I didn't vote on these assholes. Why? Because I didn't get that option. So, why is it, that over 81 million people who voted for Biden and his agenda get fucked by four people who received a total of 3.7 million votes?
That's 2.4% of the total votes cast in 2020 and I'm quite sure sooommmee #Republicans are okay with Biden also but 2.4%. It's 3.7% of the votes cast for #Biden. So, even if all Republicans hate Biden's agenda, at the very least, how did 2 #Democrats, who received 3.7% of the votes cast for Biden wind up with 100% of the power in a 50/50 Senate?
No, I'm not okay with a failed and corrupt former football coach and his 1+M cousin-fucking rednecks, which is 0.9% of the total votes hijacking an agenda WE, the fucking people voted for!
Every state, even a state like the barren wasteland of North Dakota gets TWO U.S. Senators and it is a wasteland because I've lived there. Fuck Minot by the way.
Meanwhile, D.C. gets NO fucking Senators! I've had it with this shit! Unfair districting maps?! The whole rancid fucking thing is unfair, all the way up to the cancer that is the Electoral College.
Imagine this; the Bears are up HUGE against the Patriots in the Super Bowl and the clock runs out, they start to celebrate, the orange and black confetti is about to rain down and the referees all huddle together, get on the mic and say “Nope! The Super Bowl College says the Patriots have more points on it and therefore, they’re the winners of the game!”
The fuck kind of horseshit is that?
The bears scored more points but the Patriots have more points on this OTHER scoreboard that no one fucking understands or likes and…they lose??
Happened to Al Gore.
Happened to Hillary Clinton.
And, sorta but not sorta related, if I ever have the chance to meet Hillary Clinton, I WILL be addressing her as Madam President.
Now, back to my point.
I don’t care if it inconveniences poll workers or Secretaries of State or voting officials, don’t care, not one fucking bit and I don’t care if it clutters the ballot because they’re already cluttered with a bunch of bullshit anyway and now, nothing selected on the ballot even matters but whether your fucking signature matches but if a single state is electing two fucking assholes to represent ALL of us assholes, I want the option to vote on those two assholes.
United States Senators should not be elected by their fucking state, they should be elected by the entire country!
