Ridicule Makes You Sexy!
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re fucking drunk!”
I really think it’s about time we start normalizing being mercilessly cruel to fat people who can’t get their little gummy worm to wiggle without causing suffering and pain to women, children and Brown people. Especially the ones who like to rape and chum it up with notorious pedophiles. Bricks. They’re meant for throwing.
Speaking of fat fucking pigs…
Did we really need another Weekend at Bernies flick? It looks like The Cryptkeeper here as been prodded out of his nightly Adderall dump and the sunlight might as well be cobra venom. You can almost hear his tendons popping and his joints shrieking as he uses every muscle he somehow has in that malignant tumor he calls a carcass to impotently hoist that tiny little hand in to the air.
I had my fingers crossed…
Kari Lake looks like she’s given away more pussy than an animal shelter. You know, I kinda feel sorry for calling her a whore so often. I didn't realize having parents that never loved you leaves a gaping hole in your soul that only dicks can fill.
Oh. Ok. Arizona for the win.
People around America don’t have the same privilege that the meth addicts and middle school dropouts of Arizona do. Calm down Arizonans! Nobody is saying you’re stupid! Everyone struggles with putting M&M’s in alphabetical order.
This guy looks like his Mother let him leave the basement for the first time and everything is just so hard to understand! He might just be the reason we have to put directions on toilet paper.
Nevermind.
For fuck’s sake. Him again. If shit could talk, it would be on a first name basis with this Muppet. What a class act. To be fair, maybe he just took a shit and is wiping his face by accident.
Something, something, white power, something something, tough guy…
…that buys his own books because that’s what the “Unwoke” common man does!
Father of the Year
It’s Josh Hawley and, trust me, you don’t want to know where that finger has been.
Certainly hasn’t been in this area code.
Oh. I feel sorry for all the orgasms his wife is missing out on.
On the left: Jim Jordan (R-OH), 2021. On the right: Jim Jordan (R-OH), 2024.
This is what three years of stressing over a future mugshot, sucking an orange anus, committing sedition and treason and being the equivalent of genital warts will do to your chromosomes.
Don’t do mugs, do drugs kids!
Peace.
